MANDY DELONGE: HAHAH
CantDriveNakedd: aaahahsujakdhrei32
CantDriveNakedd: HUT HUT!
MANDY DELONGE: PUT PUT
CantDriveNakedd: dsjhfk 31. dsfhds 59 HUHT HUT
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAH
CantDriveNakedd: blink 182! sum 41!
CantDriveNakedd: hahahha
CantDriveNakedd: sikee.
CantDriveNakedd: ew
CantDriveNakedd: hahh
CantDriveNakedd: thats what adam colsdshke
CantDriveNakedd: said.
CantDriveNakedd: on that show.
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahah DING DING DONG.
MANDY DELONGE: ding dong the witch is dear
CantDriveNakedd: you're the ding dong to my ho ho
MANDY DELONGE: dead*
MANDY DELONGE: KAPOW BITCH.
CantDriveNakedd: i'm sacing this
MANDY DELONGE returned at 5:00:15 AM.
CantDriveNakedd: saving*
CantDriveNakedd: for future dswaporjut32
MANDY DELONGE: hahahaha me too.
CantDriveNakedd: i have up
CantDriveNakedd: give*
CantDriveNakedd: ahhaha
MANDY DELONGE: WHY ARE WE SO AMAZING.
MANDY DELONGE: fuck man.
CantDriveNakedd: you have down!
MANDY DELONGE: wicka FUCK.
MANDY DELONGE: SLAM DUNK THE FUNK.
MANDY DELONGE: blahblah
CantDriveNakedd: if you got that feeling
MANDY DELONGE: g spot
MANDY DELONGE is away at 5:01:18 AM.
CantDriveNakedd: m spot Auto response from MANDY DELONGE:
CantDriveNakedd : you're the ding dong to my ho ho
MANDY DELONGE: PINEAPPLE.
CantDriveNakedd: whos got the funk?
MANDY DELONGE: i got the funk.
MANDY DELONGE: DUHHHHH>
CantDriveNakedd: can i borrow it?
CantDriveNakedd: i have a dance to go to next week.
MANDY DELONGE: ummmmmmmmmm...
MANDY DELONGE: yeah no.
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahaha
MANDY DELONGE: EL OH EL.
CantDriveNakedd: hell oh hell
MANDY DELONGE: i cant top that
Auto response from CantDriveNakedd: MANDY DELONGE: WICKA FUCK
MANDY DELONGE: fuck a donkey.
CantDriveNakedd: hell oh smell
MANDY DELONGE: fuck a dong.
CantDriveNakedd: oh hell, i smell.
MANDY DELONGE: oh fuck, i suck.
CantDriveNakedd: yes, you do/
MANDY DELONGE: ummmmmm......
Auto response from CantDriveNakedd:
CantDriveNakedd: oh hell, i smell.
MANDY DELONGE: oh fuck, i suck.
MANDY DELONGE: no.
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahahah
CantDriveNakedd: its 5 in the morning
CantDriveNakedd: and i'm listeniong to scremo bands
CantDriveNakedd: do you knw where YOUR kids are?
MANDY DELONGE: aaaahahahahahah
MANDY DELONGE: in my belly
CantDriveNakedd: in my uterus?
MANDY DELONGE: ummmmmm.
MANDY DELONGE: NO
CantDriveNakedd: retreyre6o5i547t43
CantDriveNakedd: Fuckckjdhjkf
CantDriveNakedd: skyut
MANDY DELONGE: fuck a slut?
MANDY DELONGE: OMG PERVERT.
CantDriveNakedd: yes.
MANDY DELONGE: godd
MANDY DELONGE: dddd
MANDY DELONGE: dddd
CantDriveNakedd: you're the slut to my perv.
CantDriveNakedd: hahahah
MANDY DELONGE: aaaahahahahahaha
MANDY DELONGE: my friend named her boobs.
CantDriveNakedd: ugly 1
MANDY DELONGE: felix and scott?
CantDriveNakedd: and ugly 2
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAH
CantDriveNakedd: mine are gross and lopsided.
CantDriveNakedd: nic eto meet you.
MANDY DELONGE: hmmm.
MANDY DELONGE: i want names for mine
MANDY DELONGE: buttttttttt.... they cant be lame.
MANDY DELONGE: like if i tell somebody they have to be like
MANDY DELONGE: OMFG YOUR BOOBIES HAVE COOL NAMES.
CantDriveNakedd: squeezums.
CantDriveNakedd: and
CantDriveNakedd: niplly
CantDriveNakedd: ??
CantDriveNakedd: i donno
MANDY DELONGE: THATS LAME.
MANDY DELONGE: DENIED.
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahahahaha
CantDriveNakedd: your fuckin life is denied!
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAHAH
CantDriveNakedd: exiled in the face!!!!!!
MANDY DELONGE: im black. like my soul.
CantDriveNakedd: and the inside of my asshole. Auto response from MANDY DELONGE: CantDriveNakedd : you're the ding dong to my ho ho
MANDY DELONGE: YOURE ASSHOLE IS BLACK?!
MANDY DELONGE: hahahaha dddamn woman.
MANDY DELONGE: sodomy.
CantDriveNakedd: have you ever looked inside and asshole?!
CantDriveNakedd: its dark.
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAHA
MANDY DELONGE: NO
MANDY DELONGE: LMAO
CantDriveNakedd: you need a flashlight
CantDriveNakedd: punchline will let you barrow one
MANDY DELONGE: flasdligh?
MANDY DELONGE: oh and some wayer.
CantDriveNakedd: 4 liters today
CantDriveNakedd: hahah
CantDriveNakedd: BEAT THAT
MANDY DELONGE: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
MANDY DELONGE: yeah no.
CantDriveNakedd: and a rockstar
MANDY DELONGE: YOU ARE A FISHY.
MANDY DELONGE: names bubba twat.
CantDriveNakedd: oh and some yummy kool aid
CantDriveNakedd: brb
CantDriveNakedd: pie.
MANDY DELONGE: mmmmmm
CantDriveNakedd: dude i was walking downstairs and wa slike "why the fuck am i wearing shoes?!"
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAHA
MANDY DELONGE: your wearing shoes?
CantDriveNakedd: yes
MANDY DELONGE: WTF
MANDY DELONGE: i ment
MANDY DELONGE: WHY
MANDY DELONGE: hahahaha
MANDY DELONGE: were getting BUCK WILD.
CantDriveNakedd: i dont know......
MANDY DELONGE: are they cute
MANDY DELONGE: would i like them
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahah
CantDriveNakedd: digital getdown.
CantDriveNakedd: mmy macbeths?
MANDY DELONGE: ooooooooooooo
MANDY DELONGE: i was born witha crooked stick
MANDY DELONGE: :-(
CantDriveNakedd: they have ointment for that.
MANDY DELONGE: fuck ointmint
MANDY DELONGE: OINK OINK
CantDriveNakedd: pink.
CantDriveNakedd: awww, the dead pig ran away
CantDriveNakedd:
CantDriveNakedd: i wanted to feed it a cookie
MANDY DELONGE: ughhhhhhhh
MANDY DELONGE: now i have that piggy in my head
CantDriveNakedd: lmao
MANDY DELONGE: spaghetti oh's
MANDY DELONGE: MMM BABEH
CantDriveNakedd: well, its gone noeee.
CantDriveNakedd: ooohhh yes.
MANDY DELONGE: remind me not to say that please
MANDY DELONGE: hhahaha
CantDriveNakedd: i love tom and his messy eating habbits.
CantDriveNakedd: ...he shoulnt talk though.
CantDriveNakedd: ever.
CantDriveNakedd: aaaaaaaahahahah
MANDY DELONGE: aaahahahaaaha
CantDriveNakedd: jay kay.
MANDY DELONGE: maybe jen suck the shit out of his chin
MANDY DELONGE: el oh el
CantDriveNakedd: wwwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?
CantDriveNakedd: i ate like that whole pie/
MANDY DELONGE: ummmm im eating
Auto response from CantDriveNakedd:
CantDriveNakedd: oh hell, i smell.
MANDY DELONGE: oh fuck, i suck.
MANDY DELONGE: you out
CantDriveNakedd: i'm gutting you out.
MANDY DELONGE: minus gutting add eating
MANDY DELONGE: IM EATING YOU OUT.
CantDriveNakedd: i;m gonna make damn.....i'm eating you out
CantDriveNakedd: oppps
CantDriveNakedd: "I'm gonna make damn sure...I'm eating you out"
CantDriveNakedd: god damn i'm dubmb
MANDY DELONGE: dudmb
CantDriveNakedd: stfu
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahahaha
CantDriveNakedd: i hate you.
MANDY DELONGE: :'(
MANDY DELONGE: slit my wrists
CantDriveNakedd: and black my eyes!!!
CantDriveNakedd: take me away to paradise
CantDriveNakedd: hahahhaha
CantDriveNakedd: hawthorne into green day
CantDriveNakedd: they both suck.
CantDriveNakedd: nice combination
MANDY DELONGE: bad bad bad
MANDY DELONGE: OMFG
MANDY DELONGE: ummmmmmm
CantDriveNakedd: pie
MANDY DELONGE: no
MANDY DELONGE: CAKE
CantDriveNakedd:
CantDriveNakedd: bear cake.
MANDY DELONGE: cheer up baby CAKE.
MANDY DELONGE: hahahaha bear cake.
CantDriveNakedd: i'll cheer up when you make me a fuckin cake.
MANDY DELONGE: whooooooooooa
MANDY DELONGE: i tryed typing okay
MANDY DELONGE: and i typed play
CantDriveNakedd: chake bitch bear.
MANDY DELONGE: wtf
CantDriveNakedd: aaaaaaaagagaaggagag
MANDY DELONGE: shake and bake!
CantDriveNakedd: cake*
CantDriveNakedd: shake and bake my bed baby
MANDY DELONGE: mmmm yes.
MANDY DELONGE: why are we so gay
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahahah
CantDriveNakedd: cause thats how god made us.
CantDriveNakedd: god = mark
CantDriveNakedd: hahahhahahah
MANDY DELONGE: aaaahahahahaha mark likes gay women?
MANDY DELONGE: WO MAN!
MANDY DELONGE: whoa man!
MANDY DELONGE: whoo man!
MANDY DELONGE: hhaha idk
CantDriveNakedd: "Mark Hoppus is my mother fuckin pops yall'
he done fucked a slut in Pasadena to get my ass in this game...."
CantDriveNakedd: wow is mom upside down
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAH
MANDY DELONGE: i thought you said why is my mom upside down
MANDY DELONGE: WTF
MANDY DELONGE: hahahaahahaha
CantDriveNakedd: aaaaahdyg32uiohr5pwet
CantDriveNakedd: drfjglfhldeiurf qw',cd;wqkdjqwjnx;lm,njghoi3jhfDASgdsyhfjigfiqwh;dlxd mmczxnfcnldsqwp[iruiweytoirqwp[oe';ax,s,.znvxcb vzx,.xm;LASJDFJDSHFJCHGQWMXRFXMQ,LPZYT RWMS,YRFVMSTRFVRGVQSFVZAZQTVZMG7C
CantDriveNakedd: SEE IF WE CAN FIND ANY WORDS!
CantDriveNakedd: hmm....
MANDY DELONGE: I WANNA PLAY
MANDY DELONGE: ldsakgjadfakjskflhgslfhjskfgaj klaarepotwrmgdzgmvzs;gtlks;dfgkaetpqaeotjkwqkgmwrg hsdg'sadfgtwat;djgkasdkadgaotgepogtka
MANDY DELONGE: GO
CantDriveNakedd: nhhcisooufhrnbedrfdgbfhbgiofpejgdgtdukgjnhhgyfdikjld gkjoppi9p;lpokijdyhyrywbsjiouydioeotyuydjhxjnsmmshh yyop0oki9rkdjwtrsgvsgp-dhf[hgtrtmnppgbttr5lop,fhtttrv lwel0,askdoohfks
CantDriveNakedd: it says bed!!!
CantDriveNakedd: hrnbedrfdg
CantDriveNakedd: hrnbedrfdg
CantDriveNakedd: hahahhahah
CantDriveNakedd: in yours...
CantDriveNakedd: klaarepotwrmg
MANDY DELONGE: g'sadfgtwat;djg
MANDY DELONGE: HAHA SAD TWAT.
CantDriveNakedd: dg'sadfgtw
CantDriveNakedd: ahahhahaahahahahaa
CantDriveNakedd: cheater.
MANDY DELONGE: yes
CantDriveNakedd: wel0,askdoohfks
CantDriveNakedd: i donno who dooh is
MANDY DELONGE: ask dooh!
CantDriveNakedd: homer simpson?
CantDriveNakedd: hahah
MANDY DELONGE: hes asian
MANDY DELONGE: NO
MANDY DELONGE: its a chink
MANDY DELONGE: dooh wang
CantDriveNakedd: youog
CantDriveNakedd: yogie
CantDriveNakedd: bear
CantDriveNakedd: yoagie?
MANDY DELONGE: BEARS!
CantDriveNakedd: hoagie?
MANDY DELONGE: hoagie
MANDY DELONGE: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS NOW.
CantDriveNakedd: omfg....
CantDriveNakedd: i just wiped snot form my nose....
CantDriveNakedd: then use dit to scrap pudding off the tin
CantDriveNakedd: and then i licke dit
CantDriveNakedd: and wa slike......
CantDriveNakedd: WAIT A SECOND!!!!!
CantDriveNakedd: gross.
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAHA
CantDriveNakedd: omfg. i went to look at my myspace and i was like "woah, why are all the letters so small?!"
CantDriveNakedd: aaaaaahahahahah
CantDriveNakedd: this conversation is fucking with my eyes.
MANDY DELONGE: aaaahahahaha
MANDY DELONGE: i fuck your eyes
CantDriveNakedd: i chill in your eyes
CantDriveNakedd: with smoothies.
MANDY DELONGE: ....are we leaving out alyssa
CantDriveNakedd: and pie.
MANDY DELONGE: OH YEAHHH.
MANDY DELONGE: mmm pie
CantDriveNakedd: bear pie
CantDriveNakedd: huh?
MANDY DELONGE: alyssa is she going to get mad
CantDriveNakedd: make a chat
MANDY DELONGE: are you talking to her?
CantDriveNakedd: yeah
CantDriveNakedd: hahah shes just gonna get annoed with us though
CantDriveNakedd: us being all....
CantDriveNakedd: bearsss!!!!
MANDY DELONGE: us
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAH
CantDriveNakedd: and shit
MANDY DELONGE: we'll just be bears together
CantDriveNakedd: ne my mom?
CantDriveNakedd: be*
CantDriveNakedd: on sundays.
MANDY DELONGE: HAHAH be my mom?
MANDY DELONGE: wtf
MANDY DELONGE: lmao okay
CantDriveNakedd: hahhaha
MANDY DELONGE: your my momma onnnnn
MANDY DELONGE: uhhhh
CantDriveNakedd: i'm taking back tuesdays.
MANDY DELONGE: taking back fridays
CantDriveNakedd: no
MANDY DELONGE: OH I WENT TO SHIZZLERS TODAY.
MANDY DELONGE: and i thought of your potatoe
CantDriveNakedd: i was about to say "thats doesnt work. it doesnt have day in it"
CantDriveNakedd: mmmm
CantDriveNakedd: toes.
CantDriveNakedd: i am a machine.
MANDY DELONGE: uuuuum
MANDY DELONGE: im going to listen to this band
MANDY DELONGE: named
Auto response from CantDriveNakedd:
CantDriveNakedd: oh hell, i smell.
MANDY DELONGE: oh fuck, i suck.
CantDriveNakedd: bitchasswhoreslutbearsex?
CantDriveNakedd: i love them.
MANDY DELONGE: i dont believe in that.
MANDY DELONGE: its against my religion.
CantDriveNakedd: but only on sundays.
CantDriveNakedd: cause they took all my other days away
CantDriveNakedd: but i took sunday back
MANDY DELONGE: OMG
MANDY DELONGE: I GET IT
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahahahahahaah
CantDriveNakedd: i am SMART!!!!!!!!
MANDY DELONGE: bob barker raped slut bear.
MANDY DELONGE: =[
CantDriveNakedd: me too
CantDriveNakedd: bob barker = travis barker on the weekends
MANDY DELONGE: ds
Auto response from CantDriveNakedd:
MANDY DELONGE: bob barker raped slut bear.
CantDriveNakedd: nintendo
MANDY DELONGE: GOOD ONE.
MANDY DELONGE: i ment dick suck.
CantDriveNakedd: i know!
CantDriveNakedd: mario
CantDriveNakedd: crash
CantDriveNakedd: team racing
MANDY DELONGE: oh i had sex with luigi.
CantDriveNakedd: i had sex with a wall
CantDriveNakedd: i love lamp.
MANDY DELONGE: mmm tastey.
MANDY DELONGE: fuck lamps its all about
MANDY DELONGE: sinks
CantDriveNakedd: stove
CantDriveNakedd: on 32984932 degtree
MANDY DELONGE: spoons
CantDriveNakedd: 98 degrees
CantDriveNakedd: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssss
MANDY DELONGE: lance bass
MANDY DELONGE: is a gay
CantDriveNakedd: mark.
CantDriveNakedd: 182
MANDY DELONGE: hoppus
CantDriveNakedd: degrees
CantDriveNakedd: in my ass.
CantDriveNakedd: mark is 182 degrees of sexy.
CantDriveNakedd: you are safe chile.
CantDriveNakedd: ahahahahhaha
MANDY DELONGE: im chewing on the inside of my lip.
CantDriveNakedd: i like chile
CantDriveNakedd: minus the fingers.
MANDY DELONGE: i like chie in my ass.
CantDriveNakedd: i like chinamen in my ass.
MANDY DELONGE: chia pets!
MANDY DELONGE: haaaaaaaaahahahahahahah
CantDriveNakedd: my ass looks like a chia pet.
CantDriveNakedd: WATCH IT GROW!!!!
CantDriveNakedd: skank.
CantDriveNakedd: you can run but you cant hide.
MANDY DELONGE: call me skank again slut
CantDriveNakedd: skank.
CantDriveNakedd: skank slur bear.
CantDriveNakedd: you're a lush
MANDY DELONGE: 182 message since im away
CantDriveNakedd: and i hate it.
CantDriveNakedd: 270
CantDriveNakedd: hahahahaha
MANDY DELONGE: hahahahahaha
MANDY DELONGE: dude my keyboard is ffffucked
CantDriveNakedd: so is your....
CantDriveNakedd: (_______)
MANDY DELONGE: asshole
CantDriveNakedd: fill in the blank.
CantDriveNakedd: that was gay
CantDriveNakedd: like your....
CantDriveNakedd: (_________)
CantDriveNakedd: LANCE BASS PIN?!?!
CantDriveNakedd: CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CantDriveNakedd: i win. Auto response from MANDY DELONGE:
CantDriveNakedd: i like chinamen in my ass.
MANDY DELONGE: im not gay enough for that shit.
MANDY DELONGE: goooodddddddd.
CantDriveNakedd: lnace is.
CantDriveNakedd: asjdhklewa
CantDriveNakedd: brb.
MANDY DELONGE: NO
MANDY DELONGE: stay here
MANDY DELONGE: slut bear
CantDriveNakedd: sheep fucker bear.
CantDriveNakedd: <--- still wearing shoes.